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It's hereeee and it's awful (Minecraft Movie)

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2024 5:55 pm
by furf

Trailer dropped today, looks abysmal :lol:


Re: It's hereeee and it's awful (Minecraft Movie)

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2024 6:25 pm
by dant

i'm actually impressed with how horrible this is. it's like it's taking itself seriously but also not. it's like, doing a minecraft legends thing but also not??

i love to build with brown bricks with minecraft. it's the most fun you could possibly have!


Re: It's hereeee and it's awful (Minecraft Movie)

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2024 7:46 pm
by ProbablyAlive

Ah man they dragged poor Jack Black into this.

I've been done with TV and Movies for a while now, I think the only great movie(s) in recent memory is Barbenheimer with Barbie being to superior of the two.

And the most unfortunate thing is its animated well, I feel like (just like the Mario movie) the story will but a crappy standard story of a ragtag group of people, stumble into this 'new world', find the guide with a invested goals, and then the intrepid heroes will save the day in some slapstick manner.

and then a year later we are going to learn that the original idea was a fully 3D cgi (IMO mixing live action and 3D world is a sh*t decision)
with an way more interesting story and jokes that are less corporate and would bring in triple the amount of money


Re: It's hereeee and it's awful (Minecraft Movie)

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2024 9:19 pm
by Dragonfruit_Soda

Minecraft Dungeons was okay but everything else has been awful. I stopped liking Minecraft itself after the update that introduced drowned zombies.


Re: It's hereeee and it's awful (Minecraft Movie)

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 4:31 am
by ProbablyAlive

So fun little thing someone animated the trailer for this in 4 days and imo I think it’s better.


Re: It's hereeee and it's awful (Minecraft Movie)

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 3:01 pm
by CookieSkoon

This is like a fan made parody of what a soulless corpo Minecraft Movie would look like.

Except it's real.


Re: It's hereeee and it's awful (Minecraft Movie)

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2024 8:46 pm
by dant

new trailer dropped today. honestly i've been swayed, i'm a fan. it knows it's very dumb and silly and doesn't try to be anything else. i like it for that.


Re: It's hereeee and it's awful (Minecraft Movie)

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2024 8:46 pm
by CookieSkoon

Okay but the MGMT song has...

I always hated when Hollywood would take a song with incredibly dark, introspective subtext and slap it on a fun whacky happy time kids film. Like bruh, that's not what that song is for.

But media literacy is dead and I would not be shocked if %90 of the people who heard that song genuinely thought it was about marrying a model and having a good time.