More fun-fact/taglines

[Yellow Snowleopard]

Fuck... me harder.

Live, Laugh, Lasagna!

Home is where the pants aren't.

It's 10pm do you know where your plushies are?

I <3 peeing

EDIT: Also a motion to remove or edit "Also try Inkbunny!"

[Deleted User 501]

You'll be okay, I'm here for you.

You matter!

Well done, I'm proud of you!

Thank you for being here

Is soup a food or a drink?

Pet the dog.

Pet the cat.

Puppygirl Pancake!

Dogboy Dinner!

How did we get here?

Achievement unlocked: Cute!

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

[Lunamann]

This mouse needs regular "maintenance" :3c

Robocheese?

A computer mouse! Geddit? x3

New Kink Unlocked!

[maximumbroccolisquid]

Don’t care you think it’s cringe cause it’s not your life!

The site that secretly runs the world

Yes. Forums still exist. You’re on one now.

I regret nothing.

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

[INSERT JOKE HERE.]

You just lost The Game.

Not gay as in happy, but queer as in 'fuck you'.

It’s hip to fuck bees!

[Deleted User 472]

Fun mouse fact: Mice brux when they're happy!

Fun mouse fact: Mama mice adopt orphan babies! D'aww!

Fun mouse fact: Mouse dads help raise their young!

Fun mouse fact: Mice sleep in little piles of each other!

Fun mouse fact: Grasshopper mice howl like wolves!

Fun mouse fact: Harvest mice are SO TINY!!

Fun mouse fact: Mice are made of soft!

Fun mouse fact: Mice are very hygienic, like cats!

Fun mouse fact: Mice have 10 nipples!

Fun mouse fact: A single mouse can have up to 150 babies per year!

Fun mouse fact: Mice love you!!

Fun mouse fact: Mice that feel safe love being petted!

Fun mouse fact: Pet mice need large enclosures and lots of enrichment!

Fun mouse fact: You can teach mice to do cool tricks!

Fun mouse fact: Mice are the chicken McNuggies of the animal kingdom!

Fun mouse fact: The average mouse contains about 30 calories!

Fun mouse fact: Mice are cannibals!

Fun mouse fact: If you give a mouse a cookie, it's going to want some milk!

[maximumbroccolisquid]

Just came up with another one, A Gravity Falls reference:

Not S&P Approved.

[Yellow Snowleopard]

"NO FUCKIN NAZIS!"

[furf]

Added about 10 more from your suggestions

[Shane the Freestyler]

The odds of a fennec stealing your chicken nuggets are low, but never zero!

[AmeyBoop]

"Set your thumbnail with

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