More fun-fact/taglines

[furf]

I need more fun-fact/tagline things for this little part under the header. Anything goes but I'm not gonna add everything.

[Deleted User 83]

In space, nobody can hear you cream
Let me stell-ya somethin!
This shit ain't nothin to me man
See, red! No wait, thats blood
Punch a nazi!
We're like if Facepunch was good!
Remember to wear sunscreen!
How many of these are there...
Now with 20% more websockets
Also available in diet!
Remember to drink water!
Tell someone you care about them today!
Good grief he's naked!

[feyy]

I love you!
After hours of deliberation, we have decided to nerf the pig.

[feyy]

it's shinx saturday motherfucker

[User]

I pledge allegiance to the swag

[EeveeEuphoria]

it's shinx saturday motherfucker

i was gonna come in here to add this
that's my line smh my head

[whispceon]

"Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy."

[ProbablyAlive]

This requires a bit of thought I'll try out a few that I think are original:
Normies are welcome... for now...
Get your lessons in degeneracy here
Unlike X, we promote porn artists. Funny that

[Kumakaze]

Epstein didn't kill himself.

[furf]

Alright I added some of these, as well as stole some from Minecraft lol