I've seen some WEIRD smut over the years, what's the weirdist stuff you've seen?

[afro the kobold]

Does it need to be a good smut or a bad smut?
Because the only one i could think right now is the Hilary Clinton lolicon porn comic made by Shadman
For my defense, i was a dumb horny kid on Tumblr

good or bad doesn't matter, just weird

[UltraStupid]

The thing is a lot of these things turn me on, scat in particular lol. It's always funny to see someone say that scat is the weirdest thing (even though I totally get it).

I was gonna say "tile fucker", but as someone who is objectum, I can still see that quite easily.

I guess some of the more esoteric things on Deviantart could count. Like, galleries where people have nothing but characters prepping for surgery while explaining in great detail the type of surgical mask they are wearing as they put it on, or the infamous Wonder Bread guy. Stuff that's just super specific, that kind of thing.

(Edit: Thought this was kinks/fetishes, not smut specifically fgkljdfgjkl, pretty sure that my answer could still count since these people get sexual enjoyment from them. Honestly considering my own sexual radar is blown out, IDK what the weirdest smut I've seen is... Probably live action porn parodies of cartoons or video games because of how uncanny they tend to look)

[afro the kobold]

(Edit: Thought this was kinks/fetishes, not smut specifically fgkljdfgjkl, pretty sure that my answer could still count since these people get sexual enjoyment from them. Honestly considering my own sexual radar is blown out, IDK what the weirdest smut I've seen is... Probably live action porn parodies of cartoons or video games because of how uncanny they tend to look)

Same difference lol

[Nightcore Cheetah]

I feel like as long as I can categorize it, it's not that weird for me, as most of my reaction to porn/smut is just plain neutral. But I would say that maybe when girl is being penetrated by bugs and is slowly transformed into one? I saw it few times on R34 lol

[Dragoshi3621]

Hmm, weird stuff i have seen... i've seen plenty of weird art when i was a dumb, horny kid (now i am a dumb, horny adult). I don't remember any specific art piece that made me rethink my life choices or something, it's mostly just specific kinks and/or fetishes that REALLY weird me out and/or make me question: ''How do you even like this?''. Vore, inflation, and fetishism of body parts are some fetishes where i ask: ''why???'', like i just don't get the appeal of them. Scat* is a fetish that i get strange feelings from, sometimes i feel like i actually want to gag from seeing it, as if the shit in the art was real and it stank. At the end of the day, anyone can be into whatever they want, and you shouldn't have to shame someone for being into something that you aren't.
*Referring to ''open scat'' with shit clearly visible, i still like it when combined with diapers (as in diaper messing)

[afro the kobold]

Hmm, weird stuff i have seen... i've seen plenty of weird art when i was a dumb, horny kid (now i am a dumb, horny adult). I don't remember any specific art piece that made me rethink my life choices or something, it's mostly just specific kinks and/or fetishes that REALLY weird me out and/or make me question: ''How do you even like this?''. Vore, inflation, and fetishism of body parts are some fetishes where i ask: ''why???'', like i just don't get the appeal of them. Scat* is a fetish that i get strange feelings from, sometimes i feel like i actually want to gag from seeing it, as if the shit in the art was real and it stank. At the end of the day, anyone can be into whatever they want, and you shouldn't have to shame someone for being into something that you aren't.
*Referring to ''open scat'' with shit clearly visible, i still like it when combined with diapers (as in diaper messing)

yeah it doesn't really have to make you rethink anything to be weird, one of my favorite examples of of "I don't get this at all but okay I guess..." was a collection of images I've seen on e6 that were female characters getting their buts burned by lava Super Mario 64 style. There was far too many of something THAT specific to not be some kind of fetish lol.
It's also a personal rule of mine to never judge people by their fetishes, since at the end of they day a lot of it are just fantasy and/or not hurting anyone. I've seen stuff that most people see as insanely problematic, but we don't really know how fetishes are formed and some people form them as coping mechanisms. Like yeah I might have a hard reversion to it, but I don't know them or why they like it.

[Kumakaze]

Definitely the guy with the ketchup fetish and character.

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Laxes.

No shade, I like some silly shit, but thats definitely my contender.

The guy who draws baby smurf tortureporn is always a classic conversation starter in my household though.

[Nightcore Cheetah]

The guy who draws baby smurf tortureporn is always a classic conversation starter in my household though.

Honestly, when I was kid I hated the smurfs for some odd reason so I can get it somewhat why someone would want to torture them lol. Of course, someone's reasoning can be opposite. Albeit this made me remember of Astrid from how to train your dragon tortureporn that was like, more than 20 pages? I saw it at inappropriate age, yet i was mesmerized by it as i didn't understand why would someone do that to her lol

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starting from her childhood of being hated, to adulthood where she was tied up and raped, then had amputated limbs, birthed children who went throught the same hell(?) and at the end of her life someone comes to her grave and pisses at it.

[ProbablyAlive]

I found a relatively weird fetish and I really like it.
So on e621 its called spermicidal_takeover Defined as:

When a character's cum (and future cum production) is "corrupted" such that it no longers passes their own genes. Usually used in tandem with breeding, domination, corruption, or cuckold kinks.

Example: horse sperm entering a panthers testicles, leading to him siring the horses children, rather than his own, when he returns to his wife.

Generally performed by way of cum exchange and either illustrated with a sperm cell collision cutaway, or insinuated by text. Unlike "regular" cum exchange, spermicidal takeover carries the additional implication that the effect is permanent. Note that testicle impregnation shares a lot of the same visual indicators, and the two can easily be confused.

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[afro the kobold]

I found a relatively weird fetish and I really like it.
So on e621 its called spermicidal_takeover Defined as:

When a character's cum (and future cum production) is "corrupted" such that it no longers passes their own genes. Usually used in tandem with breeding, domination, corruption, or cuckold kinks.

Example: horse sperm entering a panthers testicles, leading to him siring the horses children, rather than his own, when he returns to his wife.

Generally performed by way of cum exchange and either illustrated with a sperm cell collision cutaway, or insinuated by text. Unlike "regular" cum exchange, spermicidal takeover carries the additional implication that the effect is permanent. Note that testicle impregnation shares a lot of the same visual indicators, and the two can easily be confused.

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Okay now that is Weird!
Not my cup of tea but can appreciate how weird it is