Re: Witch Quest! [Cub]
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 1:47 pm
order whatever that guy’s having. if he’s drinking it this early it MUST be good!
>See if you can get a kids menu
The bartender's face drops to a disappointed expression as he pulls out a rarely used, but still basically destroyed kids menu, obviously used as a coloring board for bored patrons, but before you can think of a choice, a little diddy starts going through your head...
>Quick! Press the singing bass button!
You hop out of your seat and head over to the fish, its a bit higher up than expected, so you straddle the barrel and try and climb up. The bartender starts yelling at you to get down!
The bartender quickly approaches and grabs you, you tell him you wanted to hear the singing fish, he grumbles a bit as he sits you on one arm and presses the button with the other, the fish jumps to life as it sings really badly gargled rendition of a song you think you've heard before, but its scratchy and bad.
You feel strange sitting like this...
The bartender's face drops to a disappointed expression as he pulls out a rarely used, but still basically destroyed kids menu, obviously used as a coloring board for bored patrons, but before you can think of a choice, a little diddy starts going through your head...
>Quick! Press the singing bass button!
You hop out of your seat and head over to the fish, its a bit higher up than expected, so you straddle the barrel and try and climb up. The bartender starts yelling at you to get down!
The bartender quickly approaches and grabs you, you tell him you wanted to hear the singing fish, he grumbles a bit as he sits you on one arm and presses the button with the other, the fish jumps to life as it sings really badly gargled rendition of a song you think you've heard before, but its scratchy and bad.
You feel strange sitting like this...